Batman and Robin superfan Ted Douglas joins John and Alexx to discuss Joel Schumacher's 1997 masterpiece Batman and Robin. Listen in rapt attention as Bane gets an Oscar; Ice gets punned; Macgregor Syndrome is cured; Uma gets Thurman'd! What el...

Robert Eggers' take on the classic tale offers more empowered female characters, but is his knowledge of Dracula Law up to snuff? Alexx sinks his teeth into the real issues at the heart of the movie

I painted my face for THIS?

A movie so nice they named it twice?! In this economy?!John and Alexx really love Michael Keaton and Catherine O'Hara so they sat through Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Enjoy!

The hunger has returned to Alexx's brain. It never really left. That hunger for an insane 2007 thriller where Kevin Costner is the serial killing head of a box factory. Cameron Harrison from Open Pike Night and Green Shirt joins the fellas as t...

A Green Knight? In this economy? Yeah, I'd like to see that. 

Is this a terrible movie, or did we fall for the ultimate Joker's trick?

John and Alexx bravely ask the question: Would Alexx blow his younger self? The answer may surprise you! Also they discussed "My Old Ass" 

Have you ever wanted to watch all the Alien movies at the same time?...No?...That's a terrible idea?Someone should have told Fede Alvarez.

The fellas cut through the politics and religion in this 2011 dark satire to get to the real questions like "How does sex work?" 

M. Night Shyamalan loves his daughter so much he built a movie around her, but not enough to make it a good one. 

John and Alexx brave the hinterlands of Ireland to answer the eternal question: Can a blind Tilda Swinton-looking lady summon a golem powerful enough to destroy a general practitioner? Only a frank discussion of the horror hit "Oddity"...

The fellas talk through nostalgia pains, identity and more when discussing Jane Schoenbrun's latest horror entry.

The world of civil asset forfeiture comes alive as Aaron Pierre goes head-to-head with Don Johnson. Will justice prevail or is this rebel a ridge too far?

John and Alexx reenter the magical world of Hayao Miyazaki with "The Boy and the Heron." They then quickly ruin it with crude jokes. Enjoy!

John and Alexx break the complex cipher that is David Fincher's Zodiac. Well, mostly they just gush over the film while alexx gets jealous over how easy it was to get away with murder in the 60s and 70s.  

What if you played all your favorite sci-fi movies at once and at half-speed? It would be more interesting than Zak Snyder's unceasing director's cut of Rebel Moon. 

John and Alexx discuss Arcadian. Tune in for the movie, stay for the naked mole-rat talk. 

Some people laugh at Michael Stone because he's different. He gets viciously depressed and pushes away others because they're all the same. Not as punchy as the popular Hot Topic shirt, but a better movie than that one about being an Federal Bi...

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Much like Francis Ford Coppola and William Friedkin took their crews deep into the jungles to explore the very soul of humanity, Wes Anderson takes the cast and crew of Asteroid City on a voyage up his own ass. 

John and Alexx get swole as hell to discuss Pain and Gain. Also: a joke about shrunken testes goes here. Sign up for our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/alexxbollen

John and Alexx once again prove their allyship by  dunking on Ethan Coen's "Drive Away Dolls."

Marcy Phillips from the podcast Idle Ride joins us to talk about one of her favorite comfort films. Get cozy and hear us talk about growing up, being nice to evil dogs, and water park enemas.